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Once upon a time, not very long ago, people lived in their little houses running out of hope, looking for direction and value for money entertainment.
Willy Wonka at that AUSTAR Retention Factory had been counting the ways to SAVE customers from the devastating effects of Free TV and loss of the amazing variety of entertainment, knowledge gained, feelings uplifted and joy in entertainment for all. He had a great idea: Golden Tickets! These would be distributed to homes throughout the AUSTAR Kingdom landing on the doorsteps with opportunities to keep enjoying their magical Mystar HD, Mystar and all the pay tv channels.
The lucky recipients would be able to go into the Willy Wonka Retention Factory and indulge on all the wonderful edible delights inside, riding down the chocolate river, munching on a kaleidoscope of candy cane and fairy floss, licking licorice walls and marshmallow buttons. The Oompa Loompa sing happily while they work churning out a variety of treats for the taste buds and young minds watching the Ceebees and Kidsco.